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The King of Ladies Man

5-9 Battersea Rise, SW11 1HG



Tuesday - Thursday
5pm – 12am

5pm – 1am

12pm – 1am

12pm – 10.30pm

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Edamame with Sea Salt £4

Marinated Olives and Feta £4.50


Mac & Cheese

Smokey Joe £6.80

With BBQ sauce

Mexican Mac £6.80

With chargrilled red peppers, sun-sweet tomatoes, pickled chillies and Manchego cheese

Grilled Cheese

£5 Each or Platter (choose 3) £12.50
Chorizo with onion chutney with melted gruyere
Pulled pork with dill pickle with melted Monterey Jack
Grilled Haloumi with sundried tomato, houmous & balsamic reduction


Buffalo Chicken Wings £7.00

Served with blue cheese dressing

The Porn Burger £12.00

Our hand-made beef patty topped with bacon, cheddar and blue cheese dressing. Served with skin-on chips and coleslaw.

That’s Nacho Cheese

Nachos with melted cheddar, guacamole, sour cream and salsa

With Refried Beans £8.00 With Beef Chilli £9.00

...Or "Disco Drinks," as The King prefers them to be known


Aloha £8

Pikesville Rye, Advocaat, banana, mango, cream of coconut

The Wallbanger £8

Ketel One Vodka, marmalade, Licor 43, fresh lemon and a hint of peat whisky

Tijuana Sling £8

Cabrito Blanco Tequila, Crème de Peche, Cherry Heering, Grand Marnier, lemon, angostura & grapefruit bitters, lengthened with soda

Sand In Your Pants £8

Taboo, Blue Curaco, Xante, pear, fresh lemon and bubbled with Prosecco

Mr Miyagi £8

Seaweed infused Zubrowka vodka, Calle 23 Anejo Tequila, cranberry juice, lime, rosemary syrup and grapefruit bitters

Thai Green Colada £8

Chilli and Lemongrass Koko Kanu coconut rum, Green Chartreuse, coriander, cream of coconut, pineapple, fresh ginger & lime with a pinch of salt to taste

Big Blue One In Cider £10

Tanqueray gin, Blue Curacao, lemon, sugar and topped with cider

Tommy’s Chilli & Lemongrass Margarita £8

Cabrito Reposado Tequila, red chilli, lemongrass, agave syrup, lime juice

Aperol Spritz £8

Aperol and Prosecco topped up with soda 

Tequila Sunrise £8

Cabrito Reposado, orange juice, Grenadine

Mezcal Sunset £8

Mezcal, St Germain Elderflower liqueur, Punt e Mes, pomegranate, orange juice & lime

Blue Lagoon £7

Stoli Vodka, Blue Curacao, Lemonade

Mai Tai £8

El Dorado 3yr, triple sec, orgeat syrup, fresh lime and a Blackwell Rum float

Blood and Sand £8

Monkey Shoulder, Cherry Heering, orange, sweet Vermouth

Amaretto Sour £8

Amaretto Disaronno, lemon juice, egg white

Freddies Macua £8

Flor de Cana 7yr rum, orange and guava juice, lime

Boulevardier £8

Makers Mark, Punt e Mes, Campari, orange

Vesper Martini £9

Ketel One Vodka, Tanqueray gin, Lillet